One for the team

I was reminded of an incident today that happened while I was an assistant manager at Walmart.
One of my coworkers, an older gentleman that worked in the sporting goods department, wanted to know if he could ask me a personal question. I agreed.
He said, "So...are you really queer?"
I replied, "O yeah! Queerer than a $2 bill."
Looking confused, he said, "You mean a $3 bill."
I said, "No. I mean a $2 bill."
Quickly coming back, he said, "But you can find a $2 bill almost anywhere."
I said, "Exactly!", and walked away.